Julian McMahon vs Joe Namath

Julian McMahon had a nice shirtless no holds barred fight during an episode of the series, “The Profiler.”

Major woof on the mats! Their body hair must be velcro because these guys chests sure seem to be stuck together most the time. Joe wrestled a lot on the football field and Julian has a few bruises to prove it. Namath’s favorite move is to get Julian in a bearhug (go figure), lift him up, and slam him to the mats. Even someone in as good of shape as McMahon can only take so much slamming. Namath gets a submission after a particularly brutal double slam.

*Eric* vs *Biff*

Biff felt he should have gotten the role in “Return to Savage Beach” instead of Eric. Biff showed up during one of the outdoor shoots and made sure the other actor knew it. It was the end of a long workday and Eric just got done doing a fight scene. Biff walks up and challenges the actor on the spot. Eric accepts but doesn’t think it’s the time or place to get into a fight. Biff thinks otherwise. He turns as if to leave but instead lands a hard side-kick to Eric’s pelvic region while saying “You’re gutless.”

Eric jerks back, quickly recovers, and gets in a fighting stance, “My gut’s a little higher than that.”

Biff replies, “ I was aiming lower.” and then goes in for the attack. He tries some punches, but Eric blocks all of them. Eric goes on the offensive when he grabs Biff’s wrist during an unsuccessful punch and lands two quick kicks to the blonde’s gut. The blonde then grabs the leg and trips Eric to the ground. Biff uses his free fist to drive four knuckles into Eric’s abs.

“See, told you I knew where your gut was,” Biff says taking another jab to the tanned studs stomach.

Eric, tired of the taunting, lifts his legs up and wraps them around Biff’s head. Pulling the blond down he continues to pull and twist the arm he’s had in pain for the past minute. Eric continues to pull as the blonde yells obscenities and a submission.

Eric releases the arm and gets to his feet. The heel rubs his arm, gets up, and angrily begins to leave until the director stops him. Seems the director caught the fight on film and thought he’d be great for the next feature. Biff asks the director if Eric is going to be in it and if he could choreograph the fight scene again him. The director gave an evil grin to the blonde, put his arm on his shoulder but then pulls it back when Biff feels a twinge, and says, “Let’s talk...”

*Jim* vs Fred Vickers

Both men are in excellent condition and do well on the mats. Even with some pretty stiff blows to their chests both men don’t slow down. With equal stamina and muscular strength it’ll be whomever has the most mat savvy that will win. Jim does some great mat work and continues nonstop movement as he tries to maneuver himself out of Fred’s hold attempts. Fred isn’t deterred from this but is slightly distracted at Jim’s grey sweats which have slowly moved down his thighs. Jim either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care as he continues his own attempts at a hold. Fred gets put into a headlock and dragged to his feet. Fred retaliates with a few fists to the lower back. Jim slightly grimaces but keeps the pressure on. Slowly Fred maneuvers himself, plants his feet firmly on the mat, grabs around Jim’s waist and leg, and lifts Jim upward. Fred then takes two quick steps, falls forward, and rams his head into Jim’s side. Jim lets out a short yell and releases the hold. Both men try to recover as quickly as possible and Fred is ahead of the game. He gets up, goes to the still downed Jim, and drops a knee on the still sore side. He keeps the knee there and moves it back and forth. Jim tries to move out of the way, but Fred’s hands keep his body from moving much. Fred then removes the knee and pulls Jim upward. Jim plants a hard elbow into Fred’s midsection. He tries another but Fred moves, comes up, and puts Jim in an abdominal stretch. The muscular man grinds his teeth and refuses to say anything as Fred pulls him sideways while drive a fists continually into the sore side muscles. Locking both hands around Jim’s head, Fred falls back to the mat taking the held blonde with him. Covered in sweat, Jim struggles but after only a few pelvic thrusts, courtesy of Fred, Jim yells out a submission.