Steve Burton vs Mark Walberg

Burton is a mainstay on the television soap opera "General Hospital."

In "Boogie Nights" Walberg plays a porn star. (And yes, a prosthetic device was used during some of the scenes.)

These smooth studs will try everything they can for a win. Long mutual bearhugs will be used to gauge their endurance. Burton knows about Walberg's boxing skill and thus does everything he can to keep his opponent close. (Any blows he might receive will thus have less force.) Knees and elbow's to Walberg's back will set him up for a bow and arrow. Unwilling to give, Burton makes the mistake of letting his opponent out of the hold. Walberg trips Burton up when he's almost put into a boston crab. Burton's pecs are immediately attacked with punches and claw holds. Finally after several more grueling minutes of mat mayhem one man makes a big mistake.

Mark takes a swing at Burton, but slips. Burton grabs Mark's arm from behind and jumps upward. He wraps his legs around his opponent's other arm and makes the man fall backward. Caught in a crucifix, valiantly struggling, Walberg has nowhere to go. For good measure, Burton applies some blows to the guy, pec punches, and a nasty pec claw with a thumb digging into Walberg's pit.

Andy vs *Bernie*

When this match was set up Andy had a full head and body of hair. Imagine the bear’s surprise when he first sees his smooth and slicked up opponent. Andy knows Bernie is tough and would need every advantage he could think of. So, he got rid of his rough edges and made himself more aerodynamic.

Bernie doesn’t give a shit. I don’t mean to be so blunt but it’s true. He’s wrestled all types of images including his share of those which included oil. Andy finds out the hard way, and I do mean the hard way, how his advantage is turned into a disadvantage.

Both nude studs get more than their share of mutual groping. But the ones Bernie is dishing out gets a much more verbal response from Andy. In some cases Bernie is able to grab the smooth hunk’s balls and viciously stroke his hand up the entire scrotum, hard-on, and bulging mushroom shaped head of Andy’s dick.

Hot quaking shivers run through Andy’s hunky frame as his guard is lowered after each attack. Bernie takes great pleasure in taking advantage of the situation especially when he decides to finally go in for the kill.

Bernie positions himself so he’s lying behind Andy in the opposite direction. He then puts his legs around Andy’s head and locks them in place. Andy thinks he’s doing the smart thing and does the same thing to Bernie. Except that’s exactly what Bernie wanted him to do. Yes, ‘wanted’ him to do. Because Andy’s manhood is clearly exposed and in high definition. Wrapping one of Bernie’s muscular hands around the base of Andy’s hard on, the bear uses his other hand to tightly grip and maneuver around the bald badboy’s unprotected cockhead.

Andy goes through uncontrolled convulsions as Bernie expertly exploits the tender nerve endings. So much so, Andy’s legs lose their grip around Bernie’s head and the slick mat slammer finds himself completely at the other wrestler’s mercy. It isn’t long before Andy loses all resistance and convinces Bernie to finally let him submit with dignity.

*Lance* vs *Neal*

You’d think these guys would have noticed they were covered in oil, but they don’t. Somehow, no matter what the hold, they’re able to keep it on. They’re pretty good sportsmen about the situation as well. Both are wearing only white cotton underwear and both keep there hands where they don’t belong. (Killjoys.) But hey, it shows both of these guys have character by seeing who’s the best man without feeling who’s the best man. After a nicely paced 20 minutes Neal and Lance are both tied at one submission each. The tie breaker comes in the form of a wobbly, but sufficient, boston crab which taxes Lance’s back.