Ed Manaro
vs
Mark McGwire

You’d think this would be a good match between two guys of about the same size. Hell no. Manaro, who’s a former football player, knows how to take a guy off his feet. And that’s exactly what he does to McGwire. Even if McGwire wasn’t pinned Manaro would have won by 10 points.

*George* vs *Kevin*

George is one of those guys who goes through life and everything good happens to him. Kevin is one of those guys that has had to work to get anywhere in life. As fate would have it, both try out for the same position on the wrestling team. George is cocky as hell and thinks he’ll be top dog on the mat. Kevin wants George to shut up and start wrestling.

Kevin works his ass off on the mats to keep George in control. Slowly but surely, George’s smile fades as he finds out his opponent isn’t the pushover he thought he was. (Hell, George thinks everyone is a pushover.)

George is on top at the beginning at the third period. As he gets down beside Kevin who is in the ready position he says, “You only want on the team so you have a better chance of getting a date.”

That’s it, Kevin thought! The whistle blew and George found himself in deep shit. George’s knees continually pound the mat as Kevin refuses to let him get up or move away. Like a hamster in a wheel, George goes in circles trying to get away from Kevin without success.

At the end of the third period Kevin has George with his face to the mat. Kevin gets off and the coach asks, “How did you learn to move so fast?”

Kevin replied, “By trying to keep up with snot-nosed pricks like him all my life.”

George was angry he didn’t get on the team. When he was walking with some friends and passed Kevin he said, “The only reason you got on the team was so the coach could make you his new stud.”

His friends laughed and then Kevin replied, “Glad to see you’re finally admitting someone’s a bigger stud than you are.”

Then George’s friends laughed even louder.

*Johnny* vs Rod Garetto

Rod Garetto has wrestled for Old Reliable.

Johnny thinks all porn stars are wimps. Garetto proves otherwise. Even thoug this is a freestyle match, Johnny strips Garetto of his briefs. Garetto doesn’t mind. He’s done a lot stranger things than wrestle when he’s been nude. And besides, he’s winning. Johnny’s on all fours and Garetto is on top. This kind of makes Johnny wish he hadn’t stripped Garetto. Rod, or should I say ‘his rod’, makes it clear that he’s the top dawg on the mats. Grabbing the male model around the waist and holds on tight. Garetto then pulls up and to the side . The porn star arches his back and has one of Johnny’s shoulders against the mat. He then heave his crotch up and down to distract Johnny enough so the other shoulder drops. Garetto proves some porn stars not only have brawn but also brains.