Bullworker
[Note: What a tangled web we weave. Since this section of the site was initially made public I've had over 20 e-mail messages from desperate people wondering if I knew where to buy a Bullworker. Sorry, but I don't. If I do find any contact information I'll post it here. One wonders if maybe a Bullworker 2000 could make a successful infomerical comeback.]

 

bullworkeri1.gif1972 from Marvel Premiere #2
"Scientifically-Proven Principles"
I think the scientists' finally report read something like...
1) Picked up equipment to be tested.
2) Noticed handle wasn't made of Corinthian leather.
3) Got down on floor and lie flat on back.
4) Used equipment for 5 minutes.
5) Felt `the burn'
6) Put equipment down and tried to get up
7) Exclaimed, ``OW! What the shit was that?"
8) Fell back down.
9) Further testing stopped due to hospitalization.

They finally decided in the future tests subjects should be born after the Roosevelt administration.




bullworkeri2.gif1976 from Parade Magazine
``Shoulders, Back, Arms, Chest, Abdomen, Legs"
Are those your erogenous zones or are you just glad to see me?

``I earn my living by keeping executives in top shape, says Bob..."
By chasing them around conference room desks? Remember, Bob... Sexual Harassment: It's not just for straight people anymore.

``24 pages of action photos in full color..."
Okay...put the Bullworker...between your legs...that's it...no...lower...













Japanese Wrestling Magazine
This ad proves that japanese men do have equipment just as big as everyone else's.